A middle age woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday.
> She spends $5000 and feels pretty good aboutthe results.
>> On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
>> Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
> but how old do you think I am?"
>>> "About 32," was the reply.
>> "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
>> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
> the very same question.>>> She replies, "I guess about 29."
>> The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47.">> Now she's feeling really good about herself.She stops in a drug store on> her way down the street.
> She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this> burning question.>> The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30.">>
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you.">> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question.>> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was> young, there was a sure way to tell how> old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put> my hands under your bra. Then> I can tell you exactly how old you are.">> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of> her.>> She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
>> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins> to feel around very slowly and carefully.>>
After a couple of minutes of this, she said,"Okay, okay,... how old am> I?">> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands and> says,>> "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old.">> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "
That was incredible,... how did you> know?">> The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?">> "No", she said.>>
So he replied, "I was behind you in line atMcDonald's."


Meh Meh has written on 11:28 AM by lionel

Lady:Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how
can you say you like me? How can you say you
love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the
reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he
loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are
beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because
you are caring, because you are loving, because
you are thoughtful, because of your smile,because
of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s
answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady
met with an accident and became comma. The
Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is
the content:

Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...

Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot
love you.

Because of your smile,

because of your every movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Do love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

And love doesn't need a reason


" Sometimes the best and the most beautiful
things in the world

cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be
felt
in the heart "

Isn't it touching...? Sob sob..exams comin.STRESS is the word to describe we students now.Fear struck us when thought abt retaining..hais..wish all students..pass with flying colours.Farewell pipols!


Meh Meh has written on 7:02 PM by lionel

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me;
you understand It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while And afterwards remember,
do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile Than that you should remember and be sad.


Meh Meh has written on 7:56 PM by lionel

Oh ya!!!! there is this stupid idot that made a pop up of a game call (king of chaos) pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasee..dun go and entertain him? thank you = )


Meh Meh has written on 6:51 PM by lionel

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Yawn....i dunoo how long nv write le lo... i apolooooooooooooooogise...to those we came by...

Not interested in writing lately..maybe because i hate eeeeeeeeeeenglish bahx...well..nothing to do and is downloading anime show..write lo`~

Oh ya!!! About the show im downloading!!! I want to reccccccccccommend allllllllllllllllllll of you!! the show is call!!!! ( Full Metal Alchemist) it's a very interesting show!! Nvm if u don't wana watch the show but if ur a comic fans,there is the book of the show too!!! Well..i wanna let u all see the picture de..but than !!! Its so complicated that i givvvvvvvvvvve up. Sry guys =
Lately..i think alot..too make me busy..or else every sunday is like watching the ceiling, hoping to have some entertainment... so i tried to borrow vcd's from friends,buy comic books and intend to read up the reader digest.(Can u believe it!!! Omg!!! )

Hmm..well today we had the maths presentation..quite boring though heh heh..we rush for about half an hour in the library,and rushhhh again to the "mathematics room"Who knows when we reach there,we still have to wait..zzz..when it is our turn to present..we present quite badly,especially me = ( but i still mus give Kah Wee's credit cause he really presented well.. i hope we can pass the presentation or poor Kah Wee would really be disapointed.

Oh ya not only Kah Wee,i also must thank Monica's group fer helping us in our presenation or else our presentation is really black and white. = ( Firstly,thanks ting yin's for the sticking glue,siling for her...erm.. stickman and woman? heh heh..valerie's decoration and monica's good handwriting that help us write our name =X

After that,went home with Kah wee.He went to meet with his friend and leave me alone..zzz...but than!! luckily jaime was around and margareth too..or else im dead bored and plainly listening my keep repeating discman. Had really a good time and reach my house!Bored again...hais!!Seriously nothing to do..s bboooooooooooring...alright!! I think i had enough! Thank you for your attention pipols!! Have a great night!

 


Meh Meh has written on 6:31 PM by lionel

sian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ok lo..update update lo...err...eh...tis holidays SUCKS...its like repeating a same day!wake up,see tv,play game,play bball,sleep....WTH man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so fucking sian!!!!!!!!!!!!help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh Meh has written on 6:28 PM by lionel

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hey hey!! get report book le..not very gd actually..i actually got 2 f9..yea...nvm..SO!after sch wenta play bball wit hmm...let see..xianyao,aaron,ben ben,xing kai,alex,kam seng,kim,weiling,janice and cindy ang! woo..lolx..weta lay kim house there play..alot of ppl..than play wit them lo..lose all la but later after on play ourself..actually found out tt lay kim is sharpshooter wor!and and and...canot forget abt weiling!the 3-pointer shooter..hahax...every guys saw until blur blur sia hahax..and ben ben on form sia..(mus be got gals arhx ^^) than saw hong peng,han hui,tiong yam,chee fong and geng hui.they came and play bball lo than than...errr...me and alex pei kam seng go buy bus stamp lo...than came back home le..hmm ^^ -outx-
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hey...not blogging fer long sry...eh hmm...haiss..mid yr exam nv do very well...scared kena whack liaos..like the amearican kena slash by the iraqi~~hmmx..haiss....sooooooooooo fan now~~!!

Meh Meh has written on 2:28 PM by lionel